I’ll be the first to admit that I have been dreadful, and awful, and bad, at my blogging in the last while. Would you like a list of excuses? I can try it if you like…
(1) Work has been hectic
Yes, it’s true. My crazy, wild job as an office admin working 42.5 hours per week on microsoft excel is causing undue stress. I can’t sleep at night because of my ever-increasing obsession with numbers and formulae (is that even the correct plural? somehow I doubt it). I can’t stop thinking about invoices, and delivery dockets, and most of all (duh duh DUH) FASHION CATALOGUES!!!
(2) My social life has taken over completely
When my friends all moved home from various foreign places, suddenly I had no nights off to blog. There was just too much to do and too many people to see. Dakota one night, Porterhouse the next. My bank account is empty and all so that I could dance the night away a few more times. But it was worth every minute.
(3) I’ve been ill..
This is so far the more plausible excuse. I did collapse last week. Sorta repeatedly. It’s amazing how much people panic when you black out completely on public transport. And I don’t just mean the people around you (who, as ever, were remarkably calm and docile about the whole thing - even the poor bloke who literally had to catch me when I fell over). At least one of my friends is convinced I have a brain tumour (lots of wood-touching all over the place). Admittedly given the degree of cynicism with which I denounced this conviction as total nonsense leads me to believe that he’ll be laughing all the way to the bank (or maybe funeral home) should he turn out to be right. But he’s not. So there goes that excuse.
(4) Wordwiz
More plausible again. Because, you see, it turns out that you can log in, and save your scores, and enter competitions, and even if you don’t enter they tell you where you are on the leaderboard. And if you know someone else who has similar problems switching off their laptop late at night because of an ongoing compulsion to play wordwiz, then it only makes it more difficult…
But honestly it’s not the fault of any of the above (largely untrue, ish) excuses. It’s more that a certain journal (the Journal of Postgraduate Research) if you will!) has taken all my nights, and ruined all of my days. That, and the fact that I really did collapse a few times.
Oooopss…