Turns out the Irish Times Letters Page is in flying form today:
CHURCH & DA VINCI CODE
Madam, - Rev Angus Stewart (May 23rd) devotes six paragraphs to debunking “facts” in The Da Vinci Code. I watched the movie at the weekend and enjoyed it, but I feel Rev Stewart’s efforts were entirely unnecessary.
After watching Star Wars I didn’t need anyone to tell me that the events depicted didn’t actually occur a long time ago in a galaxy far away. - Yours, etc,
Michael Moriarty
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PUBLIC SERVICE DECENTRALISATION
Madam, - If Fás moves to Birr - a pretty town but very small - what will happen to the unemployed public who depend on it for training? Most unemployed people live in Dublin. How could they get to Birr, which doesn’t even have a railway station? For sheer daftness, the idea is surpassed only by the proposal to move the Department of the Marine to Cavan, a landlocked county about as from the sea as you can get.
Gilbert and Sullivan, where are you now when we need you? - Yours, etc,
Gráinne Farren