It can’t just be me…!!

I know I’ve previously questioned the way people behave in lifts - and I reserve the right to do so again - but today I’ll focus on something a little different.

Escalators.

Yes, I really am talking about another means of transporting people between levels of a building.  But I’ll try to keep it short.

My issue?

People who get on the escalator, stand motionless all the way to the top. Get to the top. Step off onto the upper level. And stick.

This almost never happens with one person. In fact more often than not it’s a large group. A large group of people who deliberately got onto a moving stairs, presumably with a few to getting to the top, and yet they reach their apparent destination only to lose their collective marbles.

Basic principle of an escalator: continuous flow of large numbers of people.

Roadblocks unwelcome.

Please, please move on…

It’s raining Bookers…

Last week, Daithí mentioned our joint Booker-prize-project. I’ve finally finished the first of my books - Tan Twan Eng’s The Gift of Rain. I really enjoyed it. Honestly it took me quite a while to get through. It’s not particularly long, but it’s very slow to develop, which, in the end, is the real beauty of the book.

Next it’s Anne Enright’s “The Gathering, which I’ll be honest and admit I was dreading a little, because I find a lot of Irish fiction tends towards (inadvertent?) Oirishness. I’m really enjoying it though, tot he extent that I read half of it today and plan on finishing it tomorrow. Will give an update then.

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MySpace Picnic

Electric Picnic is only a week away so it’s time to start figuring out what acts I can’t miss out on and which ones I must avoid at all costs (not sure if there are any in that category, but we’ll see).

Through the magic of MySpace, and with thanks to Jim Carroll over at On the Record, I present for your researching pleasure links to (almost) all the acts playing at Picnic this year:

FRIDAY

The Good, The Bad & The Queen
Manic Street Preachers
Paul Hartnoll’s The Ideal Condtion
Modest Mouse
Scott Matthews
Oppenheimer
JD Thompson
Bjork
LCD Soundsystem
Hot Chip
Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain
Derrick Carter
Greenskeepers Live
Mr Scruff
Dixon And Ame
The Glimmers
The Elecktrons
Larry Heard
Stereotonic DJs
Republik DJs
Backlash DJs
Acii Disco DJs

SATURDAY

The Company
Beastie Boys
Erasure
Jarvis Cocker
MIA
!!!
Shychild
Channel One
Duke Special
Spiritualized Acoustic Mainline
Ladytron
Architecture In Helsinki
Fionn Regan
The Undertones
Dave Geraghty
Candie Payne
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Chemical Brothers
Polyphonic Spree
Magic Numbers
Easy Star All Stars
Craig Armstrong
Marlena Shaw And Orchestra
Delorentos
Deerhoof
Final Fantasy
Ratatat
Camera Obscura
Spilly Walker (AKA David Kitt)
Electrelane
Malajube
Angus And Julia Stone
The Jimmy Cake
Nouvelle Vague
The Field
DHOL Foundation
Patrick Wolf
65 Days Of Static
Stephen Fretwell
My Brightest Diamond
Kissaway Trail
Redkid
Josh Wink
Marco Carola
Simian Mobile Disco Live
Jamie Liddell
DJ Marky
Hexstatic
Bonde Do Role
Annie Mac
SiSi (110 St DJs)
Inner City DJs

SUNDAY

Dublin Gospel Choir
Primal Scream
Iggy And The Stooges
Sonic Youth
Soul II Soul
Horace Andy
Luisito Quintero
Aim
The Go! Team
UNKLE
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Rahzel
Apparat Band
Mixmaster Mike
Fight Like Apes
Damien Dempsey
Kila
Rilo Kiley
Beastie Boys
The Fall
Two Gallants
The Flaws
Skream
Fujiya And Miyagi
Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip
Serena-Maneesh
Bat For Lashes
Dave Couse
Loney Dear
Si Schroeder
Get Well Soon
Kieran Hebden And Steven Reid
Dub Pistols And Terry Hall
Simple Kid
Sons And Daughters
The Aliens
Good Shoes
Of Montreal
The Little Ones
Halves
Derrick May
Bodytonic Sound System
Joakim
Aquerla
DJ Yoda
Bugz In The Attic
DJ Craze
DJ Kormac
Scribble Orchestra
Timmy And Al Simms (Stiff Kitten)
Viva DJs (Limerick)
Warlords Of Pez

At the moment almost everyone seems to think they’re playing at 8pm on their respective days, but once the actual running orders are released next week it’ll be pick’n'choose time!

Vietwha?

It’s getting old

As DD pointed out at the weekend, it has all gotten horribly predictable.

Opening of an envelope  - Bertie arrives in multicoloured suit.

Major crisis of some kind - Bertie busy getting Indian head massage from army of ants.

Funny how he couldn’t comment on Shannon, but he could show his face to draw comparisons between himself and DeV.

Funnier still that when Pat Rabbitte resigns it takes him 14 minutes to respond,* as opposed to the 14 days of silence on the Shannon issue.

At least he’s still laughing (all the way to the… ?)

Disturbances in the force…

I hate to blaspheme a great trilogy, but it’s true.

Every time I try to log on to post something, my silly router decides it’s nap time.

Not good.

My thoughts on a great film

Go, now, and see the Bourne Ultimatum.

See it in the biggest cinema screen you can get into - circumvent your abject fear and/or hatred of multiplexes if you must. Just go see it.

The Bourne Ultimatum is everything it should be. The energy level is as high as it could be for the full two hours, it keeps you interested, it’s funny when it needs to be, and it’s even smart to boot.

Matt Damon had the (supposed) cheek to question James Bond’s merits as a super-spy last week. Having seen this film, and the first two, it becomes easier to understand why nobody was really able to argue with him.

My thoughts on a sh*t film

The Waitress is a desperately bad film with few if any redeeming features.

In fact, on leaving the film (not early, if only on principle, but as soon as the credits rolled) the only redeeming feature we could think of was the make-up. The make-up was good. The fact that we had to think about the make-up was not.

The premise didn’t work. It’s supposedly about a young (smart, attractive, ’somehow exceptional’) waitress “stuck” in a marriage to a “bad man”, who gets pregnant, and spends two hours being unhappy about it. It turns out to be about putting as many people as possible off eating pie. Ever. Conveniently pie isn’t really big in Ireland. Not real pie. But if it was, it wouldn’t be anymore. This film ruins pie.

I don’t know why this film needed to be set in the ‘deep south’. The accents aren’t sweet or interesting, they’re stereotypical and as twee as you can get in a Hollywood Movie. If Keri Russell is meant to be Scarlett O’Hara, somebody missed a fairly crucial script-editing memo.

God it was awful.

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The lifts, again…

If you work on the 1st floor, why are you taking the lift?

If the lift is full, why are you trying to squash on for 2 minutes thus delaying everyone else in their attempts to leave the office for the day?

If you are not the only person on the lift, why are you standing directly in front of all the buttons so nobody else can choose a floor…??

Dumbing down to a new low

This morning Mary Hanafin has announced that she wants to give bonus points for higher level maths marks used to do engineering, science and technology degrees.

Nice idea, but here’s a question, did we used to do that? Didn’t we only recently abolish that system?

Not to mention the fact that this is blatantly avoiding the problem.

Later in the article Hanafin is quoted as saying that more people need to do foundation maths, because too many people are failing ordinary level maths.

A round of applause for the minister please, for completely and utterly missing the point.

If the grades for the entire spectrum of maths courses are consistently below par, getting everyone to do the easier exam and for that matter questioning if honours maths is too hard is NOT the solution!!

Honours maths need to be challenging – in fact, the entire leaving cert needs to be challenging but that’s an argument for another day. Honours maths is designed to prepare people for use of mathematics at a college level and beyond. The people who are building our bridges need to be able to cope with complex mathematics. Really, they do – this shouldn’t be open to debate or discussion and we really need to boycott any plans to rubber stamp lots of A’s on leaving certs just to get bums on seats in lecture theatres.

Ordinary level maths is called ‘pass maths’ for a reason. I agree that too many people are failing pass maths, but getting them to move down to foundation level really and truly isn’t the problem here. We have a societal predisposition towards fearing mathematics, and the way it is taught does nobody any favours. Pass maths should be about providing people with enough maths to get by in the kind of maths courses that business students are consistently subjected to, without torturing people who simply aren’t mathematically minded. In fact the entire (first and) second (and third?!) level education system needs to pay a bit more attention to the fact that not everybody is good at everything – and adjust itself accordingly. Pass maths should be about passing maths. Simple as.

Finally, foundation level maths should be about providing people who are in neither of the above categories with the basic numerical skills required to get by in life/the outside world. Nothing more, nothing less. 2+2 = 4. Case closed.

Mary Hanafin is a teacher (as in fact are half the TDs in Leinster House).

 

She should know better - and she should do better.