Update from the lads at MissBimbo.Com:
Dear Players,
Due to unforseen worldwide interest in Miss Bimbo we have had difficulty in maintaining our game in the manner players have become accustomed. We are sorry for this inconvenience and can assure you that our game will be up and running as soon as possible.
“We set our site up on the cheap to make quick cash by preying on the insecurity of young girls. As such, we didn’t invest in sufficient server space to run our little game of fun. So it’s been broken for a week. Big oops. But the good news is, you can get back to aspiring to be a waif-thin, lingerie clad girl with an IQ of 70 and a boyfriend of 80 in a matter of days”
As a result of this rather surprising media attention we have decided to remove the option of purchasing diet pills from the game. We apologise to any players whom this may inconvenience but we feel in light of this weeks proceedings it is the correct action to take.
“We can’t believe anyone minded that we were exploiting young girls. Sure isn’t everyone at that game these days? We got a lot of stick for that diet pills thing, so even though it was great fun, because we have been wronged by the mean little media outlets who are far too concerned with the views of parents and doctors, we’re being forced to spoil your fun. Don’t worry, by taking this one tiny step in the right direction, your ability to continue starving your virtual bimbo into oblivion will remain intact - at least until someone ends up sick, or worse, and their parents sue us. But we’re fine for now. And that’s the main thing, right?”
We would also like to sincerely apologise to our players for the media comparison of Miss Bimbo and Paris Hilton. We feel that this does a dis-service to the players whom send their bimbos to university, tea parties or chess tournaments.
“We openly admit to having an inflated sense of our own wit and wisdom. BUT your virtual bimbos are in no way based on the exploitation of real young women with their own issues by the media in order to sell papers and make money. You are not a cash cow. We are your friends. We also have no idea how to structure sentences. And we’re a little vague on libel laws. But we’re witty. And wise.”
At this time we would also like to remind players that the Miss Bimbo team assume no responsibility or liability for any fashion faux pas, hair style disasters or boob jobs incurred in real life as as a result of playing the Miss Bimbo game.
“To all ye nine year olds out there listening, remind your daddy the barrister that we said this isn’t our fault, and you can’t go blaming us if this ‘fun fashion game’ is in any way habit forming. That wasn’t the intention, we only wanted to make money so we could have our own fun. No lawsuits. We’re going to cling to this paragraph in court some day. But at least we said it. No lawsuits, right?”
The Miss Bimbo Team “are going straight to hell.”
